Adulting has been hard on her...10-20 more lbs and she will look like anyone in a country bar or trailer park. Adulting is hard on all of us, but not all of us try to profit off of our looks. I slum it from time to time, but I am not proud of it, just momentarily lonely, maybe she will survive since her "dude" can't get her pregnant. Then she will just cut her hair short and wear plaid.
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