Pilot‘s log entry number 69:
I Luke Boobwalker returned to my home planet of Titooine to rescue my friend Han Hanglow and my huge-titted sister Leia from the grips of the vile gangster Jabba the Cunt.
I confiscated the following images of my huge-titted sister from Jabba’s lair after I rescued her from being his own personal sex slave. I have been told by Leia herself that Jabba offered to spare Han’s life in exchange for the the photos. Han had been frozen in carbonite for an extended period of time after the inter-galactic bounty hunter Boba Fett took him away on his ship to be delivered to Jabba. Jabba took each photo himself and store them in an external hard drive where other similar photos of his personal sex slaves were also kept.
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